Here is a little ode to my name change. I just changed it cause I got bored with the old one... and this one amuses me! By the way, in case of future confusion, the "one" who's thoughts are posted on this blog in the future is me(Janet).... haha! Just in case you got it in your hear that it actually meant the generic "one" :P
- One would think that if we(girls) think paint(nail polish) is attractive on our nails, we wouldn't think it messy and unattractive when on our clothes or slopped on our hands and arms.
- One would think that if pineapple and oranges and honeydew melon are gross in a chef salad, so are apples. (directed at my mom and Amy!:P)
- One would think that if we enjoy a lemon or an orange on our glass of water, we might like other fruits there... like pomegranates... or maybe a chunk of steak?
- One would think that, since clearly we Canadians need more exercise, we would put more stairs in our airports instead of having our stairs and pathways move for us.
- One would think...ok, I don't feel like thinking of more... I'm done for now....
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One would think that all the funny stuff on Janet's blog is from her and not obscure comedians...
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One would think that after giving me such a hard time about never blogging that you would continue to blog.
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One would think that one would give proper credit where credit is due when using one's very clever idea!
One would call the failure to do so: Plagiarism!
By the way! That moving "carpet" or moving "floor" is fun...and soon becomes an embarrassment when one's child unexpectandly decides to go the opposite way and actually makes it off the darn thing.....while that child's mother tries to do the same with the hopes of catching the little bugger! And sadly is having a very hard time while others watch in amuzement, the very frustrated mother walking against the flow...
One was very annoyed that day!
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